Dear CV – Our office Halloween party is Friday and every year that one accounting lady dresses up as a Slutty Tax Preparer. While I thoroughly enjoy looking at hot, half naked women, this is highly inappropriate for the office. What should I do?
Dear Roamer – First make sure only your eyes are roaming. Second, a hot accounting woman? Really? For sake of this plea for help, I’ll assume you have the elusive and rare hot accounting woman in your company. Beyond that, enjoy the show. But, take pictures and post them to your and the company’s Facebook page. After all, everyone needs a good tax accountant.
(Side note: Folks please remember spandex is a privilege, not a right.)