Dear CV – You know you need to step away from the keyboard when you’ve used the same word four times in one sentence. But how can I adequately get my creative work done when they won’t let me have wine during the day?
–Desperately Seeking Sedation
Dear Desperate – I find that “working from home” allows many freedoms including the
occasional hourly glass bottle of liquid creativity, otherwise known as hooch. Not only will your co-workers applaud your creative prose, but working from home means you can go pantless. A further creativity enhancing freedom. Just close the blinds. BTW, if those 4 words are: kiss my corporate ass. Keep using them. –CV