Dear CV – Having a creative block

Dear CV – You know you need to step away from the keyboard when you’ve used the same word four times in one sentence. But how can I adequately get my creative work done when they won’t let me have wine during the day?
–Desperately Seeking Sedation

Dear Desperate – I find that “working from home” allows many freedoms including the occasional hourly glass bottle of liquid creativity, otherwise known as hooch.  Not only will your co-workers applaud your creative prose, but working from home means you can go pantless.  A further creativity enhancing freedom.  Just close the blinds.  BTW, if those 4 words are: kiss my corporate ass.  Keep using them. –CV

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