The Weekly TPS Report – March 30

Super busy and long week which didn’t allow for any posts – will try to make it up to you next week. But, there’s always time to share my weekly observations.

    • Confirmed after this week, I am pretty sure I could live on these liquids alone: whiskey, wine and coffee.
    • As I’ve aged I’ve lost all patience for people violating my personal space. Just because we are having a conversation does not give you the right to touch me or stand so close to me that I can smell what you had for lunch yesterday. Back off Sparky.
    • Never, I repeat…never, underestimate the beauty of a power nap. A little quiet time mid afternoon can do wonders.
    • I get great satisfaction in watching a coworker shut down Cubicle George when he essentially tells the coworker that she has no idea how to do her job.
    • If you insist on shaking my hand, I would greatly appreciate it if you would wipe your sweaty mitt on your pant leg first.
    • Related, one can never have enough Purell available.
    • It really doesn’t take many drinks to get coworkers to open up about their views, challenges and often their wanting to dish some dirt. I do urge caution however, as this is a two-way street.
    • You know you should go out to eat more often when after cooking dinner the wife says, “CV would you mind rebuilding the stove for me?”

Have a good weekend.


About CubicleViews

Observations, thoughts & random bitching about cube life, food, beer, wine, whiskey and sometimes politics. Living the dream in a 6×8 doorless polyester walled cell.
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2 Responses to The Weekly TPS Report – March 30

  1. Pingback: Anti-Social Social Mediator | Stream of the Conscious

  2. Angan Gupta says:

    Nice! Escpecially the one about coworkers is really true! People need others to share their views! Nice blog.

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