Despite what people say, there are stupid questions. And, there are A LOT of them lately in my world it seems.
Technology is supposed to make things easier. The web, in all it’s gloriousness (yes that’s a word in The Kingdom of CV), provides answers to EVERYTHING you want at your finger tips.
In my company we put all things that any coworker would ever need on the company interwebs, including links to psychological counseling. Apparently that’s needed in our little slice of
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest heaven…who knew?
So why is it that my coworkers never use the webs and always ask me to send stuff to them?
Because their F’in lazy that’s why!
There’s an old saying that goes something like: If you give a man a fish you’ll feed him for a day, but if you teach him to fish he’ll feed himself for a lifetime.
Today 3 coworkers, separately mind you, wanted me to give them fish. So, instead of giving them what they wanted I pointed out for the bazillionth time where they could find the info.
And, put this in my signature line of the email
Me, I think if you teach them to fish they’ll leave you the fuck alone.