The Weekly TPS Report – July 27

  • If my coworker wants to go rogue, which means to leave the group and act on your own, usually in an unstable manner, you best be prepared to be on your own.
  • Who knew that when playing Scategories with the kids and the letter “N” comes up, that Necrophilia would be an inappropriate answer? Apparently the Moms who were also playing…that’s who.
  • What’s worse than a dog with explosive diarrhea? A dog with explosive diarrhea…in your bedroom…at 4:30 am.
  • Dear Governor Jerry Brown – please by all means raise California’s taxes again. After all I’m sure that hiding $37 Billion is an honest, one-off mistake. I mean, of course using the “honor system” with that much money and government employees makes complete sense.
  • I’ve spent many years in institutions for higher education and have spent more than that in the working world yet it turns out there’s very little difference between me and the tilt-o-whirl operators.
  • My son, on his own mind you, choose to watch Raising Arizona…and liked it! Clearly I am a good father after all.
  • So let me get this straight – by title I am the manager of something that no longer exists.  Yeah that’s only mildly concerning.
  • With the 2012 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremonies starting tonight it also kicks off 2 weeks of coworkers high-fiving each other because their country kicked ass in some sport no one will pay attention to again until 2016.
  • Related: one of my favorite bloggers – Lynne over at Free Penny Press nailed it with her post entitled “Anatomy of an Armchair Olympian.” Check it and her other posts out.
  • Lastly, I commented that yesterday’s The Oatmeal was “Absofuckingtabulous” and it is! But do you know what’s even more absofuckingtabulous? The fact that @CausalComments said and made this.
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7 Responses to The Weekly TPS Report – July 27

  1. free penny press says:

    You are too funny…. if it makes you feel any better I have been chosen to head up a team for a “special” project.. guess it’s so “special’ I have zero team members so far and not a clue what we are to do when said”special project” starts.. yeah, special..
    and we already have the armchair olympians sporting their stuff in the office.. gonna be a longggggg 2 weeks..
    (PS- the dog would sleep in the closet after that little show)

    • CubicleViews says:

      That’s sounds familiar. Maybe you and I could be co-ceo’s of some non-existent company?!

      Dog in the closet? I wanted to go there because it smells better in the closet!

  2. Wow. Thanks for the shout out – all about sharing the love. Which reminds me: https://twitter.com/CausalComments/status/228898516548866048/photo/1

  3. Pish Posh says:

    Tilt o whirl operators do not send TPS reports. That’s a fact.

  4. Happy Little Feet says:

    Lol, that is so gross yet so true. I wish I could say I didn’t know what it was like but alas anyone who has a dog can likely attest. We walked into our dog room to let our “best friend” out only to stumble in mid-poop. Really?

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