The Weekly TPS Report – May 10

Wrapping up the week that was…

  • People whose biggest decision last Sunday was centered on “Should we celebrate Cinco de Mayo at Chevy’s or Chili’s” should’ve just stayed home.
  • Quote of the day on Cinco de Mayo, which if you need a reminder was on a Sunday:
    If you’re gonna be hungover on a Monday you might as well be horse too so you don’t have to hear yourself.
  • You know you’re a captain in the nerd army when you have a backpack with a built in solar panel to charge all your geek tools of the trade.

In this week’s News Ripped from the Headlines:

  • There are many places I’d like to live, but this week I added a new one to the list of places I’d never live.
    The neighborhood where that dude kept 3 women held up for over a decade. Seriously neighbors, how could you not notice something odd going on for that long? Clearly they don’t have many block parties.
  • Benghazi. The fact that 4 people lost their lives sucks. The cover up, to down play what was really going on there and what it looks like really happened, is what’s going to bring a bunch of government peeps down. Don’t believe me…see Watergate.
  • Randy Jackson is leaving American Idol. He’s the last of the originals and clearly the one with the worst agent.
  • The Governor of New Jersey and one of the front runners for the next Republican to attempt a White House run, had stomach surgery in an attempt to get his hugeness under control and get healthier.
    I applaud him for this, but not everyone is happy. The White House had been planning to double the kitchen staff and now all hiring is on hold.
  • In the “Your Tax $’s at Work” files, and other health news…
    Obamacare is coming and the infrastructure build out is starting. The department of Health and Human Services is planning to spend $150m  just to teach people how to apply for the program. However, since the State of Colorado alone has already spent $61m and is asking for another $125m, I’m guessing the HHS has drastically underestimated what it will take.

About CubicleViews

Observations, thoughts & random bitching about cube life, food, beer, wine, whiskey and sometimes politics. Living the dream in a 6×8 doorless polyester walled cell.
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2 Responses to The Weekly TPS Report – May 10

  1. lablover22 says:

    I read your posts with tears of laughter and tears of depression. So you pretty much help me carry on the way I spend the majority of my time;) Just kidding. Maybe Randy Jackson can get a job as the “life coach” for Governor of NJ?

    • CubicleViews says:

      I can see/hear it now, “Listen dog, if you wanna be President some day you’ve gotta get less pitchy. And, geez lay off the Lays chips already…you can just pass them over here to me.”

      Also, I’m glad that I bring out emotional responses in you…but not necessarily the whole bipolar ones. JK
      Thanks Vicky.

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