The Weekly TPS Report – May 17

Busy week on the road for work, but happy to be heading home today.

Relative to work, you can read about my travels here in: Part 1 – The Departure and Part 2 – The Destination

Beyond that…

  • Men despite what this says, you should not use it “that” way BKBJ5NlCAAAPASD
  • If you aren’t watching 60 minutes on a weekly basis, you should. Great in-depth stories.
  • Some people take pills when they travel. I self medicate too, but these are my meds of choice.


  • So Starbucks has a secret menu. Turns out they named one of the drinks after the Trustafarians that use their bathrooms for cleaning up – The Dirty Hippy.
  • Someone asked me this week to review a slide deck for them. It had over 100 slides. So, I told him that I was done. He said, “already?”
    “Yup, it was easy”, I told him.
    “Ok, what changes would you make?”, he asked.
    To which I replied, “delete at least 90 of the slides.”
  • Hey, I appreciate other cultures and the diversity they bring to me. I also love food. But, if you bring Indian food into your cube for lunch you will be met with severe bodily harm.
  • Someone helped me realize a great truth this week.
    Pizza is like sex. Let me explain.
    I think of pizza typically three or more times a day, yet I only get it at most once a week.

In this week’s News Ripped From The Headlines files:

  • 3 words – Benghazi, IRS, wire-taps. I guess the second term honeymoon is over.
  • At some point, if it comes out that more and more groups were targeted by the IRS, you’ll have to admit that it’ll end with them targeting most people, which is pretty much what they’ve done forever anyway.
  • There was an inflight crash at an airport this week. No not my flight thankfully. No one was hurt and in fact it was totally cool!
  • This was a pretty good read re Benghazi.
  • For the record, I’m a registered Independent. I research and vote truly independent of party lines. In theory, I do my best to vote for whomever I believe is really best for that particular office. I wish more people would do that too. Just remember, all political parties have nut jobs. All political parties have strengths and weaknesses. If you don’t agree, you’re ignorant.
    Open your mind to other’s points of view. In the least, it will allow you to defend your view better. And, perhaps, you may find that you actually agree with some of what others have to say.
    P.S. – this goes in all aspects of life. It’s called listening to others. Try it for a change.

On that note, I’m outta here. This has been a long week. And, stay tuned for Part 3 of the week in travels coming soon…


About CubicleViews

Observations, thoughts & random bitching about cube life, food, beer, wine, whiskey and sometimes politics. Living the dream in a 6×8 doorless polyester walled cell.
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5 Responses to The Weekly TPS Report – May 17

  1. Thanks for the douche tip, and as far as voting goes I am on record with a recent blog post. Enjoyed yor post. Very informative


    • CubicleViews says:

      Re douche…I consider it my duty to convey info and learnings, but informative? You musta skimmed it.

      PS, I said duty…yes I have the mind of a 13 year old.

      • I’m sorry I didn’t skim it I was reading it in the Home Depot parking lots bright sun.

        Thanks again man and your duty such as it is is appreciated haha

  2. We used to eat pizza every Friday night for Movie Night. Now it’s nachos because they’re cheaper, and we’re buying a new house next month. All of that to say that my sex life is buried in a landfill with some old pizza boxes. I’m trying to smile, eat nachos and drink enough whiskey to make me feel like I could be happy again. {What the hell am I saying?!} Who are you people?

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