About Me

It’s probably safe to say that no one in high school every uttered the following:

I want to go to college for 4-5 (or more) years and go on to graduate school for a couple more, so I can work my ass off in a 6 by 8 foot, 3.5 walled equivalent of the corporate jail cell for the next 40+ years.

And, I’m no exception. I had goals and dreams of climbing the ladder fighting my way to the top. Getting an office and a cute assistant.

One thing I learned along the way…dreams die young.

So who am I? I’m a middle-aged, married guy with kids who’s been in the show (that’s what us pros call the work world) for about half my life. I’ve gone from junior positions to director positions and back to manager positions. From a cube, to an office, back to a cube, back to an office and back to the cube where I dwell today.  I’m what they call a “Repeat Offender” <cue Raising Arizona music>.

After all… I’m just a guy, sitting in front multiple monitors, hoping to get through the day.


Creator of the word – Absofuckingtabulous. Yes, it is too a word and I will not rest until I see it in a mainstream dictionary.


Contact me at: CV@TheCubicleViews.com
Follow me at: @CubicleViews
Friend me at: CubicleViews

You can also find me (and some other great writers) on

And at…

And, listen to my theme song here: Ball and Chain


My friends over at Good Girls, Inc. awarded me the Liebster Blog award.

I was featured on the BlogHer Spotlight.

Featured on BlogHer.com

Ned, over at Ned’s Bog nominated me for the Very Inspiring Blogger award




34 Responses to About Me

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  5. Bryan says:

    Haha, oh man… this is pretty on the money. I guess at least my cubicle walls are only a few feet high, so I can still see the rest of the inmates.

  6. samahj says:


    Thanks for liking my post. What would be even cooler is if you followed me. I followed you.

  7. healthdemystified says:

    Hey CV,

    Just wanted to personally let you know that I mentioned you in my most recent post at healthdemystified.com, because I just wanted to thank you for what you’ve done to both support my blog and inspire the world.

    I’ve also included a backlink over here to your blog, so that hopefully more people will be able to be inspired by your posts.


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  9. Mandy says:

    Hey dude,
    I nominated you for the Liebster Blog award at http://goodgirlsinc.wordpress.com/2012/05/08/it-must-be-awards-season/. I don’t know if you’re in to that sort of thing, but I really enjoy your blog and wanted to recognize it in my post. 🙂

  10. WHeinemann says:

    Mentioned your blog in a recent post and wanted you to know. http://encourageoneanotherdailyblog.wordpress.com/2012/07/16/the-birth-o-media-monday/ Thanks for the inspiration and humor! ~w

    • CubicleViews says:

      Thanks Wendy…very much appreciate the shout out and so long as my office keeps up with the insanity I’ll have the humor. As for the inspiration…will do my best!

  11. workspousestory says:

    Hi there! I just wanted to let you know I have cheekily nominated you for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award and I hope you can accept 😉 best, India x
    The nomination is here -> http://workspousestory.wordpress.com/2012/07/27/very-inspiring-blogger-award/

    • CubicleViews says:

      Wow thanks you I am honored. Also, I’m always looking for new things to read so thanks for giving me a list to start with! I’m sure they are al awesome.
      Finally, I wish I could say that I’m glad to be living the hell so y’all who don’t could live vicariously through me but I’m not…Get Me Out!
      Thanks for reading…and more important to me, commenting. Comments are bloggers crack!

  12. David says:

    What an awesome idea for a blog! I look forward to reading more from you.

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  14. WH says:

    Congrats! You’ve been nominated for the One Lovely Blog Award by Encourage One Another Daily. Thank you for always making me laugh! You can pick up the award at my blog: http://encourageoneanotherdailyblog.wordpress.com/2012/11/29/a-big-thanksgiving-thank-you/
    Blessings ~w

  15. Ned's Blog says:

    Hey there, CV —
    I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your work and, because of that, I’m shining a little recognition on you by nominating your for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award. My post regarding the award is at http://nedhickson.wordpress.com/2013/02/11/grammy-shmammy-ll-cool-js-got-nothing-on-this-cracker , and the rules are simple:
    1) Display the Award on your blog
    2) Announce your win with a post
    3) Present the award to at least seven (but no more than 15) other deserving bloggers and include their links
    4) Inform those bloggers of their award.
    5) post seven interesting things about yourself.
    Thanks so much for your posts — I’m extremely glad to be able to pass this along to you. And don’t worry: I’ve had my flu shot…

  16. Hey CV I usually read 4 or five articles before i decide to follow some one. You are the exception. Excellent post “on the road again Part 1” Glad I found you.

  17. Bineeta says:

    19 and currently sitting in a cubicle planning how I can kill myself with a highlighter and some paperclips. You’re hilarious.

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